What To Do At Work

Here's what we do to keep ourselves motivated through our 12-hour shifts. Maybe this can help you get through those slow days.

-Watch any shows that would normally be shown in the late afternoon (i.e. Judge Judy, Blind Date, etc.).
-Play office football using empty water bottles and rolling around in computer chairs.
-Surf your favorite blogs.
-Make flip cartoons out of post-its.
-Make prank phone calls to co-workers.
-Instead of getting a cup of coffee, take a really long time making yourself a mug of hot chocolate with marshmallows, whip cream, sprinkles, chocolate chips, and a cherry.
-Eat food.
-Make artistic designs out of telephone cords.
-Make funny edits to the latest newspaper articles.
-Fix the fax machine.
-Drop paper from the roof and bet money on whose will hit the ground first.
-Read all of the comic strips on your co-worker's Dilbert 2005 calendar.
-Change your co-worker's desktop wallpaper to the most NSFW picture you can find; preferably anything that makes them look like a homosexual.
-Eat candy.